Carnage Coordinator

Carnage Coordinator 

(Black Rat Taper Cone Pin Badge)

Five cones is ideal.

This badge has three.

Stand down.

No lanes are live.

It’s a pin.

Introducing Carnage Coordinator — the Black Rat himself, calmly presiding over three cones like a true professional who understands that chaos is best managed with confidence, authority, and just enough taper to make a point.

Would five cones be textbook?

Yes.

Would five cones fit on a badge without requiring a traffic order?

Absolutely not.

Three cones is the wearable sweet spot between:

“I know exactly how this should be done”

and

“I am not turning my chest into a rolling roadblock.”

Why this works:

Chapter 8 aware: Symbolic taper. Conceptual compliance. Nobody’s getting the tape measure out.

Coordinator energy: Black Rat standing there like he’s already filled in the log and decided this is good enough for now.

Controlled carnage: Enough cones to suggest order. Not enough to prevent it.

Instant understanding: Roads brains see it and nod. Civilians remain blissfully confused.

Perfect for:

Roads policing legends

Traffic management veterans

Anyone who’s ever supervised absolute mayhem with a calm expression

Adding a subtle “I’ve seen things” to your uniform

Three cones.

One Black Rat.

One title that says it all:

Carnage Coordinator 

Keeping order. Mostly.