S**t Magnet Pin (No Rat)

💩 S**t Magnet Pin Badge (No Rat)

Ever feel like disaster has you on speed dial? Like you're the unofficial mascot of misfortune? This pin doesn’t just say it—it screams it. Loudly. In Comic Sans.

• Size: Compact enough to be discreet. Bold enough to be a warning.
• Finish: Matte chaos with a glossy hint of “brace yourself.”
• Function: Attracts drama, delays, and the kind of emails that start with “just circling back…”
• Perfect for: Anyone whose day starts with coffee and ends with “you won’t believe what just happened.”